• Daughter: Hey dad, can I get a new phone?
  • Dad: What's the magic word?
  • Daughter: Irene
  • Dad: Irene?
  • Daughter: Yeah, you know like the name of the girl you are having an affair with.
  • Dad: So did you say you wanted an iPhone or Android?
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